Step into the somewhat surreal world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', where you play as Alex, a professional greeting-card writer plagued by the mysterious appearance of cryptic notes and strange greetings that disrupt the peaceful monotony of your life. Your task is to decipher whose greetings they are and resolve a quirky mix of misunderstandings that spiral into a web of chaotic interactions with eccentric characters—a paranoid postal worker, an overzealous neighbor obsessed with community greetings, and even a rival card designer. As you explore various venues like coffee shops, libraries, and gardens, you’ll uncover secrets hidden in plain sight, engage in surreal dialogues, and ultimately determine the identity of the elusive 'Greetings Ghost'. Will you manage to restore order to your greeting-centric life, or will you drown in a sea of nonsensical salutation mayhem?