Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

This is why we can't have nice hellos!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a quirky, interactive text-based adventure, you play as a beleaguered private investigator who specializes in tracking down the origins of bizarre greetings left by anonymous sources. Each hello leads you down a rabbit hole filled with curious characters, absurd situations, and darkly comedic twists. As you navigate through eccentric neighborhoods, you must solve light-hearted puzzles, engage in witty banter, and uncover a conspiracy behind a series of cheeky salutes that has gripped the city. Are they innocent greetings, or is there a more sinister purpose behind them? It's up to you to find out—just be prepared for plenty of laughs along the way!