Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky shoes of an amateur detective in a bustling city where people have mysteriously started forgetting basic greetings – the effects are chaos and confusion! As the protagonist, you embark on a humorous quest to uncover the cause of this social epidemic. Explore eccentric neighborhoods, interrogate a series of colorful characters, and piece together clues hidden in unusual conversations. Your journey will lead you to unravel a larger conspiracy involving a bizarre cult obsessed with silence and the hidden power of words. Challenge your wit and creativity with branching dialogue choices that influence the outcomes in hilariously unexpected ways.