Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Why greet the day when you can summon an existential crisis?

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In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you are a hapless greeting card writer who accidentally discovers a mysterious collection of cursed 'hellos' tucked away in a dusty attic of the company archives. Each card read aloud summons a bizarre and comedic character from bizarre worlds and parallel dimensions, each with their own story and chaos to spill. Your goal is to navigate the absurdities that ensue, help these characters with their trivial yet dramatic dilemmas, and ensure that your workplace doesn’t unravel into pandemonium. Will you break the curse of the hellos before it's too late, or will you be stuck greeting strange beings for eternity? Featuring witty dialogue trees, outlandish character designs, and options that lead to humorous consequences, this interactive text-based adventure is full of fun and chaos at every twist and turn.