Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this hilarious and chaotic interactive text-based adventure, you play as a mild-mannered greeting card writer who stumbles upon a power struggle among a secret society of overly enthusiastic greeters. These greeters have taken 'hello' to a whole new level, and now their extreme welcome ways threaten to upend local society itself! It’s up to you to navigate wild social situations, partake in ludicrous greeting competitions, and solve the mystery of who’s behind a series of increasingly outrageous 'hellos' slipping into everyday life. Will you become the ultimate greeter or merely drown in overly sweet sentiments?