Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Welcome to the world's weirdest greeting card – hope you brought a sense of humor!

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In a peculiar world where every hello can alter reality, you play as a struggling stand-up comedian named Cass who stumbles upon a secret organization that manipulates greetings to control emotions and outcomes. Each time Cass delivers a new joke or greeting, it unlocks different paths, with comedic consequences rippling through an eccentric cast of characters. As Cass uncovers the shadowy organization behind the greetings, they'll have to use their wit and intuition to navigate complex relationships and unravel the truth before reality flips on its head. The game features branching narratives, puzzles hidden in dialogue, and an emphasis on choosing the right ‘hello’ to get the desired response.