Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are currency, players assume the role of a slacker named Max who finds himself inexplicably tasked with managing the chaotic Exchange of Hellos—a mysterious black market where people trade clever greetings for personal favors, information, and sometimes even survival. Navigate an array of bizarre characters, from overly polite debt collectors to a cynical greeting card artist, as you uncover the darkly comedic underbelly of this peculiar society. Every choice you make shapes the consequences of your relations and determines whether Max can turn his life around or get caught in an endless loop of hellos gone wrong.