Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, bustling metropolis, you play an unassuming character who finds a mysterious postcard with a cryptic message and a thousand strange greetings written by unknown senders. Tasked with uncovering the truth behind 'whose hellos' they are, you must navigate absurd encounters with eccentric locals, each with their own bizarre stories and hints. Along the way, you'll unearth a conspiracy surrounding the Greetings Cooperative, a shadowy organization that thrives on the power of salutation. Choose your words wisely as the narrative branches dramatically, leading to unlikely friendships, unexpected betrayals, and a race against time to reveal the hidden sender before they're silenced forever. Your wit is your weapon in this interactive text adventure that combines mystery with a comedic twist.