Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If hellos were cash, I'd still be broke – but hey, at least my social life has inflation!

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In a surreal metropolis where greetings are a currency of their own, you play as a down-on-their-luck 'Hello Dealer'. Tasked with navigating a bizarre landscape populated by eccentric characters who hoard hellos like they’re rare collectibles, you must fashion clever exchanges to build your fortune. Each interaction leads to ludicrous outcomes, from absurd contracts to unexpected friendships. As you unravel the mystery of why hellos have gone missing, you’ll uncover a conspiracy that challenges the very fabric of social interaction and greeting etiquette.