Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Who knew writing cards could lead to a greeting war?!

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In this quirky interactive text-based game, you play as Max, a lowly greeting card writer who mysteriously begins receiving cryptic messages that contain snippets of hellos and farewells from people all over town—each more absurd than the last. As you unravel the bizarre connections between these greetings, you find yourself embroiled in a comedic mystery that pits you against a secret society of poets who believe they can manipulate fate through words. Navigate hilarious twists and eccentric characters while making choices that affect both your sanity and the outcome of the story. From attending bizarre greeting conventions to confronting a rogue greeting card mascot, your adventure is as unpredictably funny as it is engaging.