In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', players step into the quirky shoes of detective Max Laffert, a down-on-his-luck private investigator who specializes in solving bizarre mysteries. The game kicks off when Max receives an anonymous package containing a mysterious recording of different greetings—likes, 'Hello!', 'Howdy!', and 'Yo!'—each one tracing back to a series of baffling crimes. Moving through various hilarious and surreal environments, players must interview eccentric suspects, navigate absurd conversations, and follow clues that lead deeper into a web of deception rooted in the art of greetings. With multiple branching paths and a cast of outrageous characters, every decision leads to new revelations and unexpected twists. Can you crack the case, or will the suspects leave you lost in translation?