Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky dystopian city ruled by self-absorbed social media influencers, you play as an underappreciated archivist named Riley. One day, you stumble upon a mysterious series of bizarre greetings—hilariously unique introductions that people are using in their desperate attempts to garner likes and followers. As you investigate the origins of these hellos, you unravel a conspiracy that could level the social hierarchy of your city. The game features a branching narrative full of eccentric characters, unexpected twists, and tongue-in-cheek humor that allows players to shape their relationships and ultimately determine the fate of influencer culture. Can you uncover who invented the catchphrases, all while navigating the absurd realities of fame and fortune?