Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I didn’t sign up for a greeting card conspiracy, but here we are!

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Step into the shoes of Simon Vance, a fiercely sarcastic private investigator on a quest to uncover the absurd origin of a series of strange, unsolicited greetings that have mysteriously infiltrated his once-peaceful town. Each 'hello' is accompanied by ridiculous riddles, bizarre characters, and a splash of intrigue. As Simon, you'll engage in conversations, solve quirky puzzles, and navigate through a comedic landscape filled with eccentric townsfolk and their wild theories. The fate of Simon's sanity and the town's well-being depend on uncovering the source of the madness—before it's too late!