Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I had a dime for every time someone greeted me like that, I’d still be broke—let’s get to saying hello… to danger!

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Step into the shoes of Martin Malarkey, an unassuming greeting card writer who stumbles upon a bizarre series of anonymous hellos left behind in mysterious locations across the city. As Martin, players must navigate through quirky neighborhoods, confront bizarre characters, and piece together a puzzle that leads to a hidden world of serious greetings and sinister send-offs. Every choice impacts how the story unfolds—from forming unlikely friendships to diving into absurd detective scenarios—all while maintaining the cheeky humor that makes Martin's world both relatable and ridiculous.