Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If I wanted to hear strange hellos, I’d just call my grandma!

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In this interactive text-based game, you play as Alex, a quirky amateur detective in a quirky town where everyone has mysteriously lost their ability to say 'hello' correctly. Instead, unexplainable greetings like 'Ahoy, extraterrestrial!' and 'Salutations, potato!' have become the norm! As you navigate through comically bizarre situations and a colorful cast of characters, you must uncover the source of this strange phenomenon. Engage in witty banter and make choices that determine if you unravel the mystery, or end up tangled in an even weirder web of miscommunication. Will the town ever greet each other normally again? It’s time to dive into this hilariously odd adventure!