Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings kill, I'm just trying to keep my hellos polite and my foes tongue-tied!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a bizarre world where the act of greeting someone has taken on deadly consequences, you play as Alex, a quirky detective with an odd talent for deciphering cryptic hellos. Drawn into a convoluted murder mystery surrounding a stolen 'greeting gem' that bestows its owner the ability to charm anyone they meet, you engage with a cast of eccentric characters who may or may not be waving hello for real. Unravel hidden truths behind each flamboyant salutation and collect clues to piece together who is behind this strange spree of deadly greetings. Your choices impact the story as you navigate through dark humor, unexpected twists, and invite hilariously risqué encounters that challenge your perception of social interactions.