Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the quirky world of Sloane Thompson, a sarcastic young adult who finds themselves in an alternate reality where every person they encounter only communicates through increasingly bizarre greetings. As Sloane, you will navigate through a colorful town filled with eccentric characters, from overly enthusiastic street musicians to disgruntled librarians who only say 'hello' in Shakespearean English. Your goal? To decode each character's background and motives, unveil the mystery of why these hellos are so damned strange, and ultimately find a way to set things right before you’re stuck in a perpetual loop of surreal greetings. Engage in witty dialogue, solve offbeat puzzles, and make choices that shape Sloane's fate—all while laughing at the absurdity of it all!