Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I came for a nine-to-five, but I got a circus of hello-madness!

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In this witty and absurd interactive text-based adventure, you play as an average office worker named Jamie who discovers a mysterious set of voicemail recordings left on their work phone. Each message opens a door to an eccentric world filled with obscure characters and surreal situations, where social rules are turned upside down and the absurd reigns. Your task? To uncover the identity of the voicemail sender while navigating through hilariously awkward social encounters, office politics, and metaphysical dilemmas— all while trying to maintain a sense of sanity in an increasingly nonsensical world.