Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

You are a witty but down-on-their-luck private investigator in a bustling city where greetings have mysteriously become the currency of trust. The Catch? You've suddenly lost your ability to say 'hello'! As you navigate through a series of bizarre encounters—from snooty cafe baristas to paranoid street performers—your mission is to uncover who stole your greetings and why it’s causing chaos in the city. Solve quirky puzzles, interact with colorful characters, and piece together a wild narrative filled with humor and unexpected twists. Will you outsmart the greeting thieves and reclaim your salutation skills?