Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, procedurally generated town where greetings carry secrets, you play as Dallas Whimsy, a part-time private investigator and full-time snark connoisseur. One day, you stumble across a peculiar phenomenon: people in town are mysteriously forgetting how to say hello. With each encounter, light-hearted banter and cleverly woven storytelling reveal the motivations behind the greetings gone awry. As you traverse through eccentric locales, from a cafe run by a forgetful robot to a library with an overly enthusiastic librarian, you gather clues, interview bizarre characters, and solve outrageous puzzles that reveal surprising connections between the townsfolk and their unique ways of greeting each other. Can you unravel this comedic mystery before the town is plunged into an eternal silence?