Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I never signed up for this welcome wagon, but here we are—hold my drink!

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Step into the peculiar world of 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', an interactive text-based game where you play as Billie, a charismatic but scatterbrained raconteur. After a mysterious package arrives at your doorstep containing dozens of personalized greeting cards with strange names and complicated backstories, you find yourself plunged into a whirlwind of intrigue. Navigate through a ridiculous timeline of hilarious encounters with eccentric characters who claim to know you (or at least, your well-designed pseudonyms). Your mission? Unravel the mystery of how you became the center of this convoluted social web before it's too late—while simultaneously hosting the oddest reunion party in history. Choose your words carefully as dialogues shape your relationships and advance the plot. Will you charm your way to the truth or accidentally invite chaos? Get ready for unexpected twists and more ‘hellos’ than you ever wanted!