Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this zany text-based adventure, you find yourself in the bustling city of Quirkville, where people greet each other with the most absurd and nonsensical hellos imaginable. After receiving a mysterious letter containing a string of bizarre salutations, you uncover a hidden subculture of 'Greetings Artists' who collect unique hellos. As you navigate through quirky neighborhoods, meet outrageous characters, and solve riddles related to various greetings, you must piece together the origin of the letter, all while embracing the art of the greeting. Your choices will determine how you interact with an eccentric cast and the outcome of this absurd mystery.