Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a surreal city where greetings hold the key to unlocking bizarre mysteries, you play as a reluctant 'Hello Metrics Analyst.' Your job is to decipher the strange and often comical nuances behind each greeting the citizens offer—some are genuine, others sarcastic, and a few are downright cryptic. As you explore the city, your choices in responding to greetings will shape your story. Interact with quirky characters, uncover hidden agendas, and even collect 'Hello Cards' that grant you special abilities or insights into the city's secrets. Beware, every greeting counts, and the wrong response could lead to awkward situations or strange quests.