Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Set in a bizarre, surreal dimension where everyone's greetings have come to life, you play as a down-on-their-luck private detective. Tasked with solving the mystery of the 'Greeting Grief' phenomenon, you navigate through quirky neighborhoods where hellos take various forms—ranging from charmingly polite to hilariously rude. Your choices dictate the outcome of bizarre encounters with personified hellos, as well as the distinct characters who use them. Fast-talking, clever dialogue, and unexpected twists will lead you to uncover who’s behind the chaos and why they’re hijacking everyone's salutations. Can you restore etiquette and hilarity to this upside-down world before every hello becomes a goodbye?