Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

"If I had a dollar for every awkward hello, I’d be a millionaire—and still broke!"

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In this interactive text-based game, you play as Vinnie, a struggling stand-up comedian who wakes up one morning to find himself in a bizarre world where every greeting he makes triggers a hilarious, surreal event. Each location brims with eccentric characters who respond to your 'hello' in absurd and over-the-top manners, leading to side quests and comical dilemmas. Navigate through a labyrinth of absurdity, learning about the bizarre reasons behind their unique greetings—be it a singing cactus or a tap-dancing octopus. Your journey revolves around finding 'the ultimate hello' that can revive the comedy scene in your hometown before the open mic night ends! Will you make people laugh, cry, or just shake their heads in disbelief?