Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where every greeting carries a curse or a blessing, you, an aspiring Hello Specialist, find yourself trapped in a surreal bureaucratic nightmare. As you navigate through an office filled with quirky coworkers and absurd regulations, decipher coded greetings to unravel the mystery of who cursed the small town's salutations. Every choice impacts the tone of your interactions and the fate of the townspeople, leading to outrageous scenarios and unexpected friendships. Will you restore the art of a good hello or become the forever misunderstood 'Goodbye Guru'?