Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where greetings mysteriously multiply, you play as a hapless detective armed with nothing but snark and your trusty notebook. Each day, a new set of overly enthusiastic greetings—'Hello!', 'Hiya!', 'Greetings!'—appears in unexpected places, making it impossible for residents to figure out whose hellos are whose. As you navigate through outlandish characters—from a conspiracy theorizing barista to a cat that thinks it's human—you must uncover the source of these greetings and restore normalcy to the town. Engage with the townsfolk through witty dialogue options, gather clues, and piece together the puzzle before it spirals out of control into greeting insanity. Will you solve the mystery, or will you drown in a sea of hellos?