Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

If hellos were a crime, we’d all be felons... probably with great cards.

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In this interactive text-based game, you step into the shoes of Max, an eccentric, disillusioned greeting card writer who discovers an underground cult obsessed with perfect hellos. When the cult starts sending cryptic greetings in the form of bizarre messages hidden within everyday items, Max finds themselves embroiled in an unraveling mystery that stretches across the town. With choices that lead to multiple storylines, players can decide how to confront strange cult members, test out their own greeting card ideas (with outrageous effects), and learn the true meaning behind saying 'hello' as they delve into each character's story. Embrace the drama and absurdity as you jot down your own hellos or sabotage the cult from within. Will you turn the pages of this mystery, or will you get trapped in a never-ending greeting spiral?