Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are currency, players step into the shoes of Sam, a down-on-their-luck 'Hello-Dealer' in the bustling metropolis of Greetropolis. Each day, Sam must navigate the absurdity of a society fixated on the perfect salutation, where relationships hinge on the cleverness of a simple 'hello.' As mysterious 'greeting gangs' threaten Sam's small business, the player must unravel a tapestry of bizarre characters, each with their own unique greeting styles and secrets. Every choice leads to different encounters, wacky side quests, and hilarious mishaps that will keep players guessing and laughing until the very end.