Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the chaotic world of Simon Quirk, a hapless journalist who stumbles onto a bizarre subculture obsessed with exchanging the most ridiculous greetings known to humanity. When an international underground greeting competition is announced, Simon is thrust into a whirlwind of eccentric characters, each with their own outrageous hello that could change the world—or destroy it. As players navigate quirky dialogues, face absurd challenges, and explore various locations from a retro diner to a rave in a library, the goal is to uncover the secrets behind the greetings while crafting your own signature 'hello' that could win you the grand prize and your dignity back.