Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

When life gives you lemons, just say 'hello'—but don’t blame me if you end up in a hug-off!

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In a quirky alternate universe where greetings have magical powers, you play as Alex, a struggling bard who accidentally discovers a secret society of Hello Cultivators. These cultists hold the key to powerful 'hello' spells that can alter reality, but they’re hidden in ten different worlds, each defined by a unique version of 'hello.' As you travel through bizarre locations—from a land of professional huggers to a realm ruled by sarcastic robots—you’ll solve puzzles, charm quirky NPCs, and face off against the Master of Hellos, who would do anything to keep their greeting secrets hidden. Engaging in hilarious dialogue and whimsical confrontations, your choices will shape the outcome of each world and ultimately determine the fate of greetings across the universe.