Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this interactive text-based game, you play as a washed-up private investigator in a city where every greeting carries a hidden meaning. Each day, you awaken to a barrage of cryptic hellos from eccentric characters, each tied to a larger conspiracy unraveling around you. Navigate through absurd scenarios and interrogate the peculiar citizens to uncover the truth behind the sinister 'Hello Syndicate.' With choices that lead you through hilariously unexpected paths, you'll question not only the words spoken but also the absurdity of life itself. Will you solve the mystery of the bizarre salutations before they spell your doom?