Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings are currency, you play as a washed-up greeting card writer in the realm of Salutationia. The kingdom is in chaos as different factions argue over whether a simple 'hello' or a flourishing 'good day' is more valuable. Your mission? Navigate a series of absurd encounters, from quirky townsfolk who take greetings too seriously to rival greeting card companies that will stop at nothing to snatch up the best phrases. With each choice, you influence the outcome of the Greeting Games, a tournament that will determine which style of greeting reigns supreme and decides the fate of social interactions in the realm. Will you revive the wit of banter and absurdity, or will you let structured politeness win?