Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have literal power, you play as a disgraced former greeting card writer, thrust into an absurd political landscape. The country is divided by factions based on their preferred greetings—some shout 'Hello!' while others prefer a simple 'Hi!'—and you're caught in the middle. As you navigate quirky towns and eccentric characters, you must craft the perfect greeting to align with different factions, build alliances, and ultimately determine the fate of your nation’s greeting culture. Expect humor, unpredictable choices, and a scattering of rebel greeting card makers plotting to overthrow the system with their wild, avant-garde salutations.