Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

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In a quirky metropolis where the art of greeting has gone awry, players take on the role of the eccentric P.I. Greeter McGuffin. After a series of bizarre denunciations of hellos turning hostile, it’s up to you to traverse the vibrant city, unravel the contextual meaning behind these peculiar greetings, and restore normalcy. Meet a cast of colorful characters—from overly enthusiastic street performers to reclusive conspiracy theorists—each holding keys to solving the mystery of 'hostile hellos.' With every encounter, make choices that affect the story’s branches, leading to unique conclusions that keep you guessing!