Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, futuristically absurd world where greetings are currency, you play as Sam, an amateur greeting-less-too-longer trapped in a bureaucratic nightmare. Welcome to the Department of Greetings, where you are forced to navigate an amusing system that requires you to collect, trade, and master 'hellos' from various eccentric characters. Each encounter challenges you to validate or deny the authenticity of their awkward greetings—all while dodging office politics and over-the-top corporate espionage tactics. Choose your responses wisely to unlock layers of humor and dramatic reveals, ensuring you keep your infamous status intact. Can you solve the mystery of the missing greetings and return to a world where you can just say 'hi' like a normal person?