Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where every hi, hey, and howdy carries ancient power, you play as a hapless linguist caught in the middle of a feud between Hello Masters—beings who use greetings to wield influence. After unwittingly cracking an ancient code hidden in casual conversations, you find yourself chased by rival factions vying for your knowledge of 'the ultimate greeting.' Navigate through humorous and absurd scenarios, unlock the true meanings behind mundane interactions, and forge unexpected alliances—all while trying to discover the origins of the greeting that changed the world.