Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Step into the shoes of a quirky greeting card critique, tasked with uncovering a bizarre conspiracy hidden within the world of greeting cards. As you traverse the eccentric neighborhoods of Cardington, engage with outrageous characters who each hold a piece of the puzzle. Navigate through humorous dilemmas, collect unique phrases, and unravel a mystery that reveals why people have suddenly stopped exchanging hellos! Can you face the awkwardness and reclaim the art of salutation?