Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In this whimsical text-based adventure, you play as a down-on-their-luck private investigator who specializes in solving strange and unexplained greetings. Set in a quirky town where every resident has their own bizarre way of saying hello that causes chaos and confusion, your job is to uncover the mystery behind a series of peculiar salutations that have been causing trouble across the community. Engage with a colorful cast of characters, each with their own unique greeting style, as you piece together clues, solve riddles, and confront unexpected dangers—all while maintaining your sense of humor. Will you discover the source of these hellos and learn the secrets of the townsfolk, or will you get lost in their eccentricities?