Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greeting etiquette defines social class, you play as a struggling outcast living in the city of Salutations. One day, you receive a mysterious letter filled with bizarre greetings from a secret society known as the 'Salutation Society'. As you delve deeper, you encounter an array of quirky characters who present you with absurd dilemmas—each requiring you to master the art of greeting to progress. Will you choose to conform to the society's exaggerated social norms, or will you forge your own path of unique salutations and witty comebacks? With each decision, the game morphs, leading you through intricate conversations and raucous encounters that challenge your wit and perspective on communication. The higher up the social ladder you climb, the weirder the greetings become, culminating in a showdown where you must deliver the ultimate greeting to make your mark.