In 'Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?', you play as a sardonic private investigator named Sam Salazar, who has had one heck of a week. After raining misfortune on themselves by opening a mysterious envelope labeled 'Do Not Open', Sam is inexplicably bombarded with bizarre hellos from various characters—some familiar, others outlandishly strange. Each unique greeting comes with its own puzzle or challenge that Sam must solve to figure out who sent the envelope and what they really want. Get ready for quirky characters, head-scratching riddles, and plenty of laughs as you navigate through this surreal narrative where every hello could lead you closer to the truth or deeper into absurdity.