Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky town where every resident has a distinct, peculiar greeting, you find yourself at the heart of a bizarre mystery. The town has been thrown into chaos after someone started stealing people's hellos—literal phrases that define the essence of each person. As the newest resident, you can choose to team up with various eccentric townsfolk, each with their own comedic backstory and motive, to track down the culprit. Engage in dialogue trees, solve wit-laden puzzles, and collect unique greetings that unlock special abilities. The more you collaborate, the more you unravel the eccentric connections tying everyone together while ensuring the town's social fabric isn't torn asunder. Can you restore the greetings before the town forgets how to say hello?