In this interactive text-based adventure, players assume the role of Max Merryman, an underachieving office worker who discovers an inexplicable phenomenon: every time someone greets him, it’s accompanied by a strange event. From spontaneous dance parties erupting in the breakroom to an avalanche of spaghetti falling from the ceiling, Max must unravel the mystery behind the bizarre hellos that plague his mundane life. Players navigate through quirky dialogues, make choices that lead to absurd scenarios, and seek clues about the source of these chaotic greetings. Each decision influences the unfolding story, with a rotating cast of eccentric characters and mind-bending twists that redefine the very essence of greetings and social interactions.