Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I didn’t sign up to say 'hello' to existential dread!

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In a world where greetings hold mystical power, you play as Dex, a semi-competent private greeter detective in the offbeat town of Helloport. When a series of bizarre and ominous greetings start popping up—each signed by an unknown entity—the townsfolk are plunged into chaos, unsure of who to trust. It’s your job to navigate through quirky locals, unravel these mysterious salutations, and save Helloport from greeting an unspeakable doom. Solve puzzles, gather clues, and piece together the true meanings behind the hellos while uncovering the surprisingly deep connections between the townspeople. This interactive text-based game is filled with humor, unexpected twists, and a vibrant cast of characters, all while avoiding the ordinary paths of an escape room or deserted island.