Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I came for the hellos, but I’m staying for the chaos.

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a small, quirky town where every resident has an unusual obsession with collecting intriguing greetings, you play as Sam, a somewhat cynical new arrival. When a series of mysterious 'hellos' start appearing throughout the town, each accompanied by baffling side effects—like temporary incompetence or uncontrollable laughter—you must navigate the eccentric local personalities, uncover the history behind these greetings, and solve the mystery of their origin. Will you manage to piece together the truth while maintaining a witty attitude in the face of absurdity?