Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

You are a quirky detective in a vibrant metropolis where social etiquette has gone haywire. People are mysteriously greeting each other with bizarre, nonsensical phrases that lead to chaos in daily life. As you navigate through hilarious dialogue trees and quirky scenarios, you'll interact with eccentric characters, all while trying to unravel the bizarre 'Hello Crisis'. With each conversation, clues will emerge, but choosing the right responses is key to piecing everything together and avoiding the social faux pas that could lead to comedic disaster!