Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

You play as Jack, an underachieving private detective in a quirky city where people inexplicably start greeting each other with peculiar hellos. As you embark on a bizarre investigation, you uncover a conspiracy involving rival greeting card companies and a secret society of cheerleaders who communicate in increasingly bizarre greetings. Navigate through a series of humorous and dramatic encounters with outrageous characters, gather clues, and make choices that will lead you to uncover the truth behind these bizarre hellos. With witty dialogue and unexpected twists, this game challenges your deductive reasoning and humor.