Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a world where greetings have become a global currency, you play as an unassuming postal worker, Dale, who accidentally uncovers a conspiracy involving a secret society that hoards the best greetings in a quest for social dominance. To navigate absurd scenarios, you must engage with a diverse cast of characters, each with their own unique salutations and social dilemmas. Delve into the eccentricities of human connection while turning mundane encounters into hilarious, dramatic decisions. Your choices influence not only your fate but the fate of greeting exchanges worldwide!