Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

I thought I'd heard it all, but it turns out, it was just a greeting with a vendetta.

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Set in a quirky, bustling city where every greeting comes with a hidden agenda, you play as Willow, a cynical private investigator who specializes in uncovering the truth behind suspicious hellos. One day, Willow receives a series of peculiar 'hellos' from strangers that lead to bizarre misunderstandings, outlandish situations, and a conspiracy that questions the very fabric of social interaction. Navigate through hilariously absurd scenarios, unearth the bizarre backstories of the city's inhabitants, and connect the dots to solve the ultimate question: Who's behind these mysterious greetings and what do they want? The fate of polite society hangs in the balance—along with a few well-timed punchlines.