Whose Hellos Are These, Anyway?

In a quirky, offbeat town where everyone greets one another with the wrong names, you play as a charming but bumbling private investigator hired to trace the mysterious origins of these misplaced hellos. As you delve deeper, you'll meet a colorful cast of characters—each with their own secrets to hide—who either may hold the keys to the mystery or throw you off the scent entirely. With wordplay, riddles, and an absurd storyline that parodies classic detective tropes, you will uncover truths about friendship, identity, and perhaps even your own name along the way. Can you get to the bottom of this greeting-gone-wrong before everyone's names are lost to confusion forever?